huhuhu.

pero masya.

 hahaha.

 sobra!

hehehe.

un lang.

 hihihi.

 la na akong masabi.

 hohoho.

A day I will never forget.

A day I will surely reminisce for the rest of my freaking life.

Why?

BECAUSE THIS IS THE DAY I FIRST WASHED MY CLOTHES!

It all started at 2pm. While doing nothing, I felt a kind of urge to do something I’ve never done before. I told myself that I should do that something-I’ve-never-done-before thing. And with that mindset, I hurriedly went to my room.

Voila! Three hamperfuls of my dirty clothes! An answered prayer! A granted wish!

The next four hours were heaven.

I am so glad because I have conquered one of the seven deadly sins which is, you guessed it right (!), sloth.

I know you may think that I am a bit exaggerated. But it’s really my first time. I am proud of myself. Praise God for letting it happen!

–> Kaso lang, hanggang ngayon, hindi ko pa rin naaalis sa hangers ang mga damit ko. Haha. At pamamalantsa naman ang sunod kong haharapin. Magawa ko rin kaya ito? Abangan!

 grabe. astig yung freshman orientation program. haha. lalo na ung intermission number ng UP samasscom. hahaha. napakahusay! tapos yung yells and songs ang saya. hakhak. kaso hindi ako masyadong nakapag-participate kasi hindi ko kilala ang mga katabi ko. nakakahiyang sumayaw-sayaw. wahaha. tapos nasa likod pa ako kasi late ako. and infairness, nakakatawa naman sina kuya marvin at kuya andrew. kaso boring yung ibang parts ng program. pero ayos lang.

1.) ang time na ginagamit ko rito ay idedevote ko na lang kay God.

2.) magka-college na ako.

3.) tinatamad na ako.

un lng. hehe.

 Topic/Question: How do you look at your country and yourself 25 years from now? (rephrased)

Ni-rephrase ko yan kasi ang original ay How do you look at your country 25 years from now and how do you look at yourself by then? Ang wordy. Hehe. Well, here it goes…

 It was all but a dream

    “Did somebody tell you that nobody’s perfect?

    “Well, that’s history! Because with just a little drop of Perfection Potion, you’ll be as perfect as you can be!”

    “Tired of cleaning the house?

    “No problem! With this Super Mega Robot 21 (SMR21), the White House will be trash compared to yours!”

    These are just some of the breakthroughs of a country which is the leading nation when it comes to inventions in the year 2032.

    The president of this country must be so blessed to be its leader. And that’s how blessed I am!

    I am so proud of this country. A country which altered the course of civilization. A country which I am president. A country called Philippines.

   I have shed tears, blood, and sweat just for this nation. And since I have not introduced myself yet, I will.

   You can call me Mr. Press-ident. I’m 41 years old but still handsome and young-looking.

   I’m not a Moslem but I have three wives whose names are Aida, Lorna, and Fe. And I really really love them very much.

   I have 30 children, 10 for each of them, and I’m not gonna enumerate their names anymore because it will take a lot of time. They are all government officials and they work in different departments.

   Sorry, you can’t file me a case because political dynasty is now legal.

   OK. Enough with me! Let’s talk about the country.

   But I still want to thrill you a bit.

   I’ve been reigning the Philippines since 2023 and every time there is an election, I have no enemies because they’re afraid to compete with me.

   Let us now go back to the country.

   The economy is really fluorishing a lot and 1 US dollar is now equivalent to P0.20. We’re also teeming with unique and essential inventions! Flying cars are everywhere! Robots are in every household! And super gizmos are in every Filipino’s hands!

    We’re now the most powerful and wealthiest country in the world and America is begging us to make it a province of ours.

   I’m still thinking about America’s plea because I have just taken over Europe and I’m not yet ready to add another one.

   As i think of all these, nausea suddenly swept over me.

   Dizziness then flooded my whole body.

   It seemed that I was about to faint.

   Finally, I woke up.

   I was shocked a bit but later I realized that it  was all but a dream.